Here’s something to really consider:
where are the examples, the demos and the tutorials?
You want to be taken seriously, WTF is “Bananas”?
Maybe the tutorials can be kept in “trees”?
Possible the demos in “sharks bottom”?
How about documentation in “flubber” <- this won’t be complete, or actually have any working code, or be able to have functional copy, paste of code.
While we are at it, why not keep changing stuff so that it breaks other stuff further down the line, either intentionally or just for fun 
How about a great website that allows cod to be posted, plaice to be eaten and lobsters to be praised? But messes up the output and adds crayons, pens, paint, and fingers along the way?
Maybe even have cut/copy of code that pastes garbage?
Branding – in this case, might be pushing it a bit.
Oh. And I’m really looking forward to be finally seeing the individual hamd-carved, one-of-a-kind, all leather bound set of 600 individually bound manuals that someone promised and bound in reverse font-mangled gilt-lined goodness, and bound – sometime, somewhere, possibly in another dimension!
Seriously, get over it. move on, nothing to see here…
Too much sherry methinks!